Bathroom is empty not all

Bathroom is empty
not all that much work to do
great christmas eve poo

Afternoon upon a briskley freezing

Afternoon upon
a briskley freezing cold day
Must empty bowels

I just gave birth to

I just gave birth to a brown baby boy
perhaps he shall grow to a fast samoan like troy
but most likely will be flushed

Solemn Blue water and the

Solemn Blue water
and the upright toilet seat
sterile platform

Lo! Heed the rank roars;

Lo! Heed the rank roars; of scatalogical beasts; baring gaseous fangs

The feeling of weightlessness comes

The feeling of weightlessness
comes quick to those who
take copious amounts of laxitives

Come in for coffee

Crap. I first need a poo time
Before the poon time.