Sitting and thinking is not

Sitting and thinking
is not as productive
as shitting and pondering

Misty mountain air flows from

Misty mountain air flows from cool blue peak
but it is a toilet that the wanderer seek
fuck the view...get thee a pot

Wine by night is a

Wine by night is a pleasant delight
but in the morning, take warning
your head will hurt with fright

Why on this summer day

Why on this summer day
the clouds are harsh with threats of rain?
must seek refuge in a place with no windows

Red Hot taco sauce cool

Red Hot taco sauce
cool wet summer evening
Next day stomach pain

Although yesterday while eating it

Although yesterday while eating it seemed so sane
all that hotsauce today is causing neverending pain

The misty air might mislead

The misty air might mislead
when from the toilet the bottom succeeds
and the fresh smell is forever forgotten