I just gave birth to

I just gave birth to a brown baby boy
perhaps he shall grow to a fast samoan like troy
but most likely will be flushed

Solemn Blue water and the

Solemn Blue water
and the upright toilet seat
sterile platform

Lo! Heed the rank roars;

Lo! Heed the rank roars; of scatalogical beasts; baring gaseous fangs

The feeling of weightlessness comes

The feeling of weightlessness
comes quick to those who
take copious amounts of laxitives

Come in for coffee

Crap. I first need a poo time
Before the poon time.

Brand new day brand new

Brand new day
brand new toilet
o what a glorious day

Brand new day brand new

Brand new day
brand new toilet
o what a glorious day