Dont look down on me

Dont look down on me
for shitting twice in one day
i wouldnt have it any other way

One might be an early

One might be an early riser
that doesnt mean you should postpone
the clearing of the bowels

What a relief 50 pounds

What a relief
50 pounds of dead weight
quickly ejected and lost forever

The rays of the sun

The rays of the sun beat so kindly from the eastern sky
but only when on the throne can life refuse to quit and die

The walls are rather tiny

The walls are rather tiny and shoddy
but relief is clear in this port o potty

Constipation leads to writers block

Constipation leads to writers block
a poets words can suddenly stop
and the world will cease to spin around

Lend me a piece of paper
And I will draw you the world
Lend me a piece of toilet paper
And you may not want it back