The feeling of weightlessness comes

The feeling of weightlessness
comes quick to those who
take copious amounts of laxitives

Come in for coffee

Crap. I first need a poo time
Before the poon time.

Brand new day brand new

Brand new day
brand new toilet
o what a glorious day

Brand new day brand new

Brand new day
brand new toilet
o what a glorious day

Sitting and thinking is not

Sitting and thinking
is not as productive
as shitting and pondering

Misty mountain air flows from

Misty mountain air flows from cool blue peak
but it is a toilet that the wanderer seek
fuck the view...get thee a pot

Wine by night is a

Wine by night is a pleasant delight
but in the morning, take warning
your head will hurt with fright